"What are you waiting for, mommy? Start blogging! Right after you feed me, burp me, change my diaper, change my clothes because I just spit up all over myself, make my big brothers a snack, slay a dragon with Lion, vroom cars with Bear, give me tummy-time, transfer our laundry to the dryer, fold daddy's clothes, rush to an urgent call from the potty, mop the bathroom floor, listen to the voicemail of the call you just missed, put away those Legos you keep stepping on, make lunch for Lion and Bear, put said brothers down for a nap, feed me again, repeat diaper process, and then I'll irresistibly coo and smile with you until you doze off into a nap with me snug in your arms, dreaming of the day that you have a flash of time and creativity to blog..."
